Cows will be the death of this world and I am here to prove that. Cows fart and their farts are killing the atmosphere. But why don't we just kill the cows? You're right, why don't we? Well I have a plan guys. Let's just stop making cows. It's our fault that there are so many cows just farting up this place like c'mon. We will have no choice but to just let them die naturally because 1) if we eat them then we will also have cow farts, so that's like counterproductive. 2) If we just shoot them all, we will have too much bodies to dispose of at once. They need to die in a spread out way. I think in maybe 20 years if we start this now, we will be rid of the cows and then we could move on to something else like hippos. The hard part will be is to get the cows to stop having sex with each other. Ideas for that are welcome. Thank you for your time and I hope you like my internet website.